It's confession time. What part of your personality gets you into trouble--that pesky character trait that surfaces every once in a while no matter how hard you try to keep it tamped down, and then you feel shamed and embarrassed after you realize Mr. Hyde has taken control yet again?
I'll go first. You are safe here with me (cuz it doesn't get any worse than this!). insert clearing of throat
Hello. My name is Shonya.
We went out for supper last night. I'm sorry for those of you who don't enjoy math, but this post involves a story problem. Stick with me here.
Seven people go out to eat. There are four people in the adult-price-buffet bracket at $9.09 each. The other three are children ages 6, 4, and 2 and their buffets cost $4.50, $3.00 and $1.50 respectively. It is "Kids Eat Free Night", but there is a catch. Patrons must purchase one full-price adult buffet for each child eating free. The family also has two coupons for "buy one adult buffet at full price, get second at half price". What combination of full price, reduced, and/or free buffets will result in the lowest bill for this frugal family?(Isn't this fun?! I'm one of those weird people who enjoyed both English and math in school. In fact, I started my college career as a math major, then did a 180 and graduated with a degree in communication with an emphasis in journalism. That's how torn I am between these two subjects.)
The man behind the counter (who just happened to be the manager) told us our best deal would be to purchase four full-price adult buffets, save the coupons for another time, and get the three kids' meals for free. He was smug and arrogant and rang it up as though that was the way it was going to be. My immediate mental computation disagreed, but I might have kept my mouth shut if he hadn't been so. . .priggish about it. And then when I casually said I thought it would be a better deal to pay for the two-year-old's buffet and get one of the adult buffets at half-price, he smugly disagreed.
Sigh. Can I say I just paid the man and went on, or do I have to tell the truth? Ok, ok, full disclosure. I was starting to get frustrated that he wouldn't listen at all, so I said I would prefer he "please ring it up with one coupon and I will pay for the kid's buffet because it would be the best deal--it's just simple math."
He acquiesced and rang it up as I requested, even as he mumbled that I would only be saving a dollar.
I paid without saying another word about it.
Even though I was actually saving three.
LOL! Love it! And how big of you to not correct him again at the end (even though he had it coming!)
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny. And kind of hits home, because I'M always right when it comes to spelling. And grammar. And certain areas of science.
ReplyDeleteDoes recognizing our flaws make us less annoying? That has to count for something, right?
I'm hoping so, Kristy, but I'm not sure it really helps. . .and I certainly find the same flaws annoying in my children. I used to always be right in areas of spelling and grammar and such (my dad called me "Miss English"), but these days I am quite lazy about my English. I'll yield that title to you then. :)
DeleteHaHaHa! Oh, Shonya, I applaud you!!! Yay for you, my math-minded friend. ;)
ReplyDeletegrin I don't need any encouragement, Sonya. You should probably be shaking your finger at me instead of applauding. ;)
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